An Absinthe-Loving, Polyamorous, Kinky, Sex-Positive Couple talk about all things Sex, Kink, and LGBTQ.

Amusing Interlude

Friday night Mrs. AP and I went to a party held annually by one of our friends.   It’s nothing terribly raucous or sexy, usually, although sometimes somebody does get tied to the St. Andrew’s cross and whips and floggers come out.  This year, though, it was primarily eating, drinking, and lots of catching up with friends seldom seen.

At one point Mrs. AP and I were in a small circle of people talking, and one of the other ladies was remarking how her Gene Simmon’s-like tongue often attracts lesbians, and that she’s always turning them down.  She segued this into how men in earshot so often respond with “but 2 girls together is HOT!”  Her response to this line of logic lately has been to turn to the guy and challenge him to go down on another guy because she thinks that would be “so damn hot,” and how the guy’s always act revolted at the thought.

Mrs. AP quipped that “that doesn’t necessarily apply to everybody at this party tonight.”  This other girl then turned to me and asked “would you suck a cock if she asked you to?”

Nonchalantly, with the slightest grin forming on my face, I coolly replied “I already have.”

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a group of kink-friendly people go slackjawed so quickly in my life.  Mrs. AP couldn’t stop laughing for at least 5 minutes.

I win.

 

Stay SINful, friends.

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13 responses

  1. You absolutely win. And all those other people lose. They will probably never understand their own bias just revealed.

    November 24, 2012 at 9:30 pm

    • No kidding. Some people… *shakes head slowly*

      Stay SINful
      Mr. AP

      November 25, 2012 at 9:10 pm

  2. Such a win! I love those kind of wins…. Good for you!

    November 24, 2012 at 9:33 pm

  3. Love it… And you do indeed WIN.

    November 24, 2012 at 11:39 pm

  4. Awesome. Its fun making kinky “open minded” people squirm!!!

    November 25, 2012 at 10:13 am

  5. This is so beyond awesome! I can see you two smiling and laughing…

    November 25, 2012 at 5:15 pm

    • Had you been there, you would have seen it indeed. 😉

      Stay SINful
      Mr. AP

      November 25, 2012 at 9:12 pm

  6. That’s what happens when we stereotype. Keep living the dream, Mr. AP!

    November 25, 2012 at 6:02 pm

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