T.M.I. Tuesday – Strip For Me
Today’s T.M.I. Tuesday posting focuses on the subject of stripping, be it for somebody else or by somebody else. See my answers below. Find other’s answers through the T.M.I. Tuesday blog.
1. Have you ever danced naked in front of anyone? What prompted the experience?
I have, probably more times than I can count at this point. I love to dance, and when the music is playing my body just starts moving to the rhythm, often before I consciously realize it. This phenomenon has led me to naked dancing in the bedroom while Mrs. AP watches out of amusement. As to actually performing a legitimate, bass thumping, seductive strip-tease… okay, yeah, those too. Mrs. AP’s eyes light up like New York City at night whenever I start peeling off my clothes, and it’s oh so much fun to bring some extra english to it by dancing a bit for her.
And there was the one time my Junior Year at Prom where a bunch of us guys decided to pay tribute to The Full Monty, but we never got more than our shirts off.
2. Have you been to a strip club? Was it what you expected?
Mrs. AP visited one on Bourbon Street in New Orleans during our first visit together. It advertised “Live Co-Ed Shows!” By Co-Ed they apparently meant one lonely bored waif of a girl who was obviously making her shopping list in her head. Mrs. AP had more eyes on her than did the stripper. We both left as quickly as we could, rather disappointed.
3. Have you ever been to an “amateur night” at a strip club?
No, nor do I think I’d wish to. I just don’t see the appeal.
4. Do you think strip clubs are exploitative or are they misunderstood as simple adult entertainment venues?
Neither. The women I know who have worked at them always talk fondly of the power they held over the clientele while dancing, which strikes me as the exact opposite of exploitative. As for being misunderstood, I think the concept is very clear; women dance while disrobing and men who prefer shows in person over digital encounters get their jollies off. Seems straightforward to me.
5. Would you ever consider stripping to pay for college or other expenses?
I might. Mrs. AP says I dance well enough to pull in decent cash at some of the gay bars in the area. I think I don’t have the proper build for it anymore, but with the proper exercise and diet, who knows? I’m not sure I could handle being in that spotlight, though. I blush something fierce at times.
6. Have you ever given your partner a private dance?
How is this different from the first question? Go see my answer there, yeah?
7. Would you ever perform a lap dance for a complete stranger?
If taught how and being paid to do so, sure. Otherwise, no way. I know one try and I’d be falling on my ass, and not in a good way.
8. Showgirls, Strip Tease, Magic Mike … What is the sexy[sic] Hollywood stripper scene you have ever YouTubed?
I haven’t ever watched a stripper scene in YouTube. I’m sure I’ve seen lots of examples on TV and in film. Jessica almost performed one for Jason this past season on HBO’s True Blood, but her corset never came off, so it doesn’t really count. I think the scene with Jamie Lee Curtis and Arnold Schwarzenegger in “True Lies” should win for comedic factor, though.
Bonus: Do you have a stripper fantasy, that given the chance of not being found out, you would turn into a reality?
Negative, Ghostrider. All my fantasies run much more hardcore.
Stay SINful, friends.